Oil barons, in a Texas town,
use this truck to get around
faking their democracy
while they stuff their pockets constantly.
Wearing cowboy hats and dark sunglasses,
these millionaires are total asses
trying to act like 'Good Old Boys'
drinking beers and making noise.
They're acting like they're patriotic
while our economy is so chaotic.
They dress up in their crude disguise
in hopes they won't be recognized.
The town-folk happened to discover
these executives traveling undercover
and successfully, they ambushed them
and instantly, they were condemned.
With pants removed and bare of ass,
they were forced to go pump gas
and discount the prices, so inflated.
All the town was quite elated.
Even the mayor, had to smile
as he hung around for quite a while
watching the naked C.E.O's
cleaning windshields with no clothes.
The Texas sun toasted their Butts
and their Puny Peckers with Shrivled Nuts.
They were required to comply
under the sheriffs, watchful eye.
Finally, the day turned into night
and the C.E.O's shrunk out of sight.
They had to leave their truck behind.
and, I'm glad to say, they all resigned!
Author notes
A contest entry for:
Picture Prompt Contest
by: Penman
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A contest entry
- Picture Prompt Contest. by penman.
900 points, ended October 6, 2008, 10 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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Hahhahahahaha!!!! Love the imagery here!!! Just plain awesomeness here!! Wouldn't this be something if we could actually get this to play out this way now???
w00t!!!
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your mind and vision is sooo unique,
you got that from the picture.
amazing and gee another gold perhaps.
well done...
always Poet King...
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haha a brilliant poem good luck in the contest
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stake em out in the desert sun as the apaches used to do,, that will put things right,, this poem is a treasure, good luck
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