The Story of Midget Mary

Midget Mary sat on a stool,
waiting and waiting,
to go to school.

Around the corner,
at half past six,
came the enormous yellow crucifix.

She boarded to some jeers,
and laughs,
planning out her epitaph.

they drove and drove,
for what seemed like days,
but only three minutes,
because of no delay.

Mary made a quick escape,
but only to see,
the most beuatiful man,
there could ever be.

She swooned and swooned,
at this 6'4 beast,
was she diswayed,
not in the least!

She marched over there,
hoping to whisper in that ear,
the crowd of girls parted,
with a giggle and a jeer.

He saw her come over,
she stood so close by,
she hugged his leg,
wishing to give him a try.

he looked down,
Midget Mary at his side,
"oh hunny, thats funny,
you must be this tall to ride."

Midget Mary is now in jail,
for homicide.