Shopping online is your mall
you don't need to worry about getting dressed
You spend your life plugged into the wall
Your screen name defines you the best
But you know your into something bad
when your video games are more important to you
than any girl you've ever had
But what else do you think you could do?
You tell me how important I am
I guess until you turn on your game
then my messages are important as spam
Sorry hun, that's pretty damn lame
You're such a player online
Why not try pulling the plug
the world is so scary outside
just sit still for your E-hug
Author notes
>.> long story
