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Ginger tabs

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Hey! do ya like my hat

does this swimsuit

make my ass look fat

 

I know I need a waxing  here and there

But they say

ginger tabbies are very rare

 

I went to the pool this Tom to impress

to wag my tail

and flat fury chest

 

Not once did he look my way

until I coughed unexspectedly

and it was... farts away...

 

Oh! the shame in me could be seen

when last nights chicken

turned the water green

 

 

I got his attention without a doubt

he told me to leave

and to stick to the trout. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Riamh
    October 9, 2008
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    lol....loved it. Thanks for entering, dolores. Best of luck.
    Slayer


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    October 5, 2008

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    Too funny ! !


  • Auburn Sunrise gold member
    October 5, 2008

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    LMAO!!!

    TOO FUNNY!

    I love the pic, the poem, the humor... you've got a fan!


  • Pure Thought silver member
    October 5, 2008
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  • Pure Thought silver member
    October 5, 2008

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    HA, Ha, ha, HA, Ha, ha

    Oh stop my sides are hurting. You are not allowed to write humor any more. LOL Funniest thing I have ever read here.


  • Cannonsfire
    October 5, 2008

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    LOL My dear friend, where did this come from LOL..You are too much and I love's You Chez


  • Cynthia Gaines gold member
    October 5, 2008

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    OMG!!!

    This is definitely over the top o' the waterfall, down the sides, and outta the pool!!! Best of luck in the contest!!! Slan, Cyn xx


  • Mirthryl
    October 5, 2008

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    Very nice title. Loved the feminine feline, worried about her swimsuit sillhouette. Great "I need a waxing here and there!" Tragic outcome for the outing meant to impress..."last night's chicken turned the water green!" Very humorous, and enjoyable!


  • fortyninereasons gold member
    October 5, 2008

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    damn that is too funny!!!! Loved it!
    Love you

    Juls

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