We've seen bathing beauties shake their booties
and jiggle this and that,
but let me say in a perverse way,
You've got to see my cat.
When I take a swim, she'll jump right in
with her one-piece bathing suit.
Then, she'll paddle 'round with a purring sound,
so convinced that she is cute.
But, I must confess it is a mess
and things get out of line.
Tom cats appear to gawk and leer;
It happens all the time!
Just, yesterday, I'd have to say,
I must've counted fifty cats.
Sitting on my lawn; Getting all turned on;
Cat-calling this and that!
They cough up fur-balls when they lick their balls
along with their erection.
Soon, they all would fight and claw
to compete for her affection.
My cat, Ariel took it all so well;
Their antics came to no avail.
She played hard to get and emerged all wet,
then seductively, swayed her tail.
This drove them all right up the wall
in a most outragious way.
Some deficated; Some masturbated;
Some opted to be gay!
When the weather cools, I'll drain the pool
but, it still won't end for me.
With the snow, outside, she'll go---
She also likes to ski!
Silver trophy winner
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