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Behold here she comes

 

 

Here she comes

 Men! stand to attention

whistle not

just stare, want no tention 

Watch your eye balls

less they pop out

For here she comes

The one and only ..........!

Miss beautiful

Golden locks

Leggy

Peggy

Shaky

Sweet and tasty

Vanila, ice cream

Mom..?  can I have some

Not yet son

You are too young

for Rolly polly ice cream

Better stick to your lolly pops

But I want some

Hush you, or else

Well mom won`t let me

But,

I`ll show her

When I grow up

Anyway

She`s got a big butt.

 

 

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  • Beautiful-N-Broken gold member
    February 19

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    Great write. This is way too cute lol. Brought a smile to my face. Congrats on winning the trophy, and once again...Great write!


  • albymyheart gold member
    February 17

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    Hahaha...Ahhh this made me laugh. I like seeing what style of humour you have and this is just great. I'm glad the 'return the favour' link brought me here. Congrats on the trophy...alby