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Toast

People see me walking down the street
And they talk to me
Why I got so much food y so much bread with me
I don't like to brag I don't like to boast
I just say I just love Toast

Hey Toast
Yeah Toast
I just fucking Love Toast

Wake up in the morning bout 6am
Get some bread and put it in the slot
Push down the button, makes the coils get hot
Little dial on the side, affects the current of the wires
Burn it black or darken it browner

Hey Toast
Yeah Toast
I just fucking Love Toast

When it pops out its just nice and hot
And I just say Yeah!
As I spread on the Jelly I spread on the Jam
Eat all up and say Hooah
Perfect breakfast next is lunch

Hey Toast
Yeah Toast
I just fucking Love Toast

They person will just look and stare
And all wierded out
They walk away and forget all about

As they walk away I have their farewell be
Hey Toast!
Yeah Toast!
I Just Fuckin Love Toast!

Author notes

I was given the challenge of writing an odd cadense
And though this one failed i thought this one was sharable with anyone willing to read it because it is wierd.

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how's this for a song written at 6am when ur drowsy and bored

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  • linkin park girl02
    October 18, 2008
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    i love this poem!!! it makes no sense but toast is awesome