Letter to God

God,

I hear we've brought condemnation upon ourselves.
Is it true?
What would our lives be like if we hadn't been given
free will?
I'm really curious about that.
I'm also curious about Hell.
When we were younger, it was considered profanity.
"H-E-double-hockey-sticks" we called it.
What does hockey have to do with it anyway?
Did you create Hell, or did we?
What if a pyromaniac goes to Hell,
do they find joy in the flames?
Then again,
Hell's flame is probably made of sin and fear,
so maybe not.
Probably not.
Is it true that in 2012 the Earth will cease to rotate
for a period of time?
You know what I mean by that,
don't go looking for loopholes.
I just want to know if I should put my faith in you
through the Catholics
or of my own accord
I would rather find "it" for myself,
but maybe I'm just stubborn.
Maybe.