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Beans & Onions

If onions create tears and beans create gas,
what do they create combined?

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For the contest Funny One-Liners by Melodies.

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  • LostMunkyGi
    January 17
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    That is just straight up funny.
    ~*~Gi~*~


  • Cynthia Gaines gold member
    October 4, 2008

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    Congratulations on the bronze trophy!!!


  • Exit-Stage-Right
    October 4, 2008

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    Very cute! Glad to see you caught a trophy with this entry that can make your eyes water four different ways!


  • Melodies
    October 4, 2008

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    HAHAHA!! Tear gas! HAHAHA!

    Oh, we should just all fart and end the war in Iraq. lol. I wish. I would join in if it would help the war effort.


    • coloringmysenses
      October 5, 2008
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      Wouldn't that be a stinky one? I think we might have a shortage on beans and onions after a while...


  • Netherspice
    October 4, 2008
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    Heh. Who knows? Don't try this at home at least. ;p

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