The hag

I picked it up and sighed "ah man"
There was the hag just a sittin in my hand.
So i started throwin duce's down not carin where they land
Then gave the piece to my homeboy Stan

I got a hundred dollars ridin on this dame
Stans shakin like a water bed, i say its just a game
But he glares at me like hes hurt, like im the one to blame.
So i jack one from Ron's hand eveythings the same.

The game is just as fun as it is fair
Read it and weep kyle says when he throws down his last pair.
Ronnie has just two cards left, which one's he got there?
I close my eyes and choose the right and everyone starts to stare.

This game sucks and its a cliched

I cant help but feel betrayed
I got ripped in this stupid charade

Losin a hundred bucks Playin old maid.