We passed go on way to passing gas,
with the Parker Brothers
who always try to bore us with their board,
saluted the Boardwalk
where a hotel on a train engine
went to jail
in search of a community chest,
electric company.
Took our hat off to take a chance,
rolling the dice to see
if there was a mortgage hidden
under the bankruptcy bill of twenty dollar bills
that we paid with money
from selling houses
to Atlantic Avenue.
A shoe and dog chased
Park Avenue through
through the Mediterranean,
collection two hundred bucks
before we all had gave a luxury fine
on Baltic Avenue
for free parking.
Marvin Gardens
went to St James Place
over in Tennessee’s pad
so the B & O Railroad
could have a monopoly
as a water works income tax.
Author notes
Monopoly
A contest entry
- Random-inoes! by The Green Elf.
450 points, ended November 13, 2008, 10 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Haha, this was just wonderful ^_^
Best of luck in the contest.
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hilarious! this was great!!! haha... i haven't played monopoly in awhile... makes me glad i haven't. jk
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i loved how it was so random that if you had never played monopoly you would be totally confused
NICE WORK!!!!
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That was great. Seemed kind of sad though..
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Hee Hee this is good I remember playing this all the time where we all fought over the hat LOL!!!! You put this one together very well I enjoyed it!
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To good,to good!
Woah...This was pretty random!If I entered I'd probably lose to you!
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