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The Hornys

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The Hornys were quite a couple,
they shared freely all they had.
Everyone got a piece of them,
their lives were bound to end bad.

Not much was known about them,
Joe and Ann was their names.
They moved into our town,
being horny was their game.

They were caught by the farmer,
with his daughter on the ground.
Naked all three of them,
no clothes were ever found.

We all sure loved the Hornys,
but there's one thing we all know...
in the pants of the farmers daughter,
is a place you never go!

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  • Jeremy0826 silver member
    October 19, 2008

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    LOL! Oh my goodness! Every entry in this contest is so funny, including yours! Great job with this one and good luck to you in this contest!




    Jeremy0826


    • darlintlc silver member
      October 20, 2008
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      Thanks much for the read and comment! This was a fun contest and there was alot of great entries! I got honorable mention!


  • WildlifeDoc
    October 2, 2008

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    LOL, oh my goodness, that was just so funny! I love it!
    Great flow....you nailed it, girl! Good luck in the contest, too!!!

    • darlintlc silver member
      October 3, 2008

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      Thanks much for commenting!This one was something that I had alot of fun with.

      Thanks for the good luck!
      darlintlc


  • faderman1959
    October 1, 2008

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    Darlintic I am so impressed! This was a riot! The title drew me in and the poem knocked me out. Thanks for a great laugh! You made my day with this!

    • darlintlc silver member
      October 1, 2008
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      Thanks for your kind words(impressed,riot,and knocked me out)were the best! I really had fun with this one...when I seen the pic the words just "popped up" in my head as some things often do "pop up"

      Thanks again...you made "my" day!
      darlintlc


  • daviscth silver member
    October 1, 2008

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    And this should be a lesson for all the young Horneys out there!!!

    Thanks so much for the wonderful entry. I loved this.

    • darlintlc silver member
      October 1, 2008
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      Ha! ha! Yes it should indeed be a lesson!

      Have fun with this contest...you have your job cut out cause there r alot of good ones so far!


  • BuriedTreasures silver member
    October 1, 2008

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    LOL --Very creative and funny take on the prompt.
    Well versed with good flow of unforced rhyme.
    Well Done & Good Luck in the contest!


    • darlintlc silver member
      October 1, 2008
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      Thanks much...this was fun!

      Again I wish you good luck!
      darlintlc

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