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Minging minge

 

 

 



The old hooker, she was such a bitch


and had such a terrible itch


she had spread it around


her magnificent mound


but that minging old minge made her rich

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thank you Balldinger for the inspiration!

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  • Barry Hodges
    September 5

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    The phrase "magnificent mound" is indeed a very find one indeed. Perhaps my next "memories" poems will be a limerick sequence...they can't get much worse than they already are.


  • parenchma
    October 23, 2008
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    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Minge
    Found this to help me understand the nuances...


  • TransparentOpacity
    October 22, 2008
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    very well penned limerick ... highly humorous!!


  • Floorboards
    October 4, 2008

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    Omfg! hahaha!!! the imagery is thoroughly repulsive, that big ol' mound, yuk!!!
    teehee,
    Alex. *mwah*!


  • Pete Greenslade
    October 2, 2008
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    great limerick it, positively reeks,, smile


  • Edna Sweetlove
    September 30, 2008

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    I simply love the word MINGE. It reminds me of my friend at college who always said, "I like minge". He was a VERY intellectual c*nt indeed.


  • Balldinger silver member
    September 30, 2008
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    oh, how inspiring can one be...gotta go get some corisone cream...

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