What does that mouse think she's doing
in that hot pink bikini?
Teasing me with her figure
and she calls me a meanie.
She's struttin' around
like she owns the place,
sunglasses over her eyes
she thinks she's got grace.
She's having a party
using my owners bathtub,
if I wanna look like her
I gotta lay off the grub.
On her way up to the tub
she wiggles her way up the ladder,
I should kick the shit out of her
I'm the one that matters.
She thinks she's so smart
with all of her mousy friends,
laughing and joking about me
saying I need to do deep knee bends.
Yeah, I know I need exercise
but, what the hell is it to you?
Come 'ere little mouse
I need something tasty to chew.
Teasing me with her figure
in that hot pink bikini,
What does that mouse think she's doing?
And she calls me a meanie.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.30/2008
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Comments
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hahaha I once had a mouse around me here too...YACK..
I'm sure if she/he had a hot pink bikini I wouldn't have chased her away...
Like the humor here...like this mousy thing...but don't send her/him to my place sweetie...okay????
xxJeannette
Take care
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i can picture the cat seeing this little firecracker in her pink bikini 
very cute poem
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Very humorous Cynthia. Good rhyming and imagery. A mouse in a hot pink bikini. What a picture that creates. Keep writing.
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Good one! Thanks for entering.
Be well
Slayer
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