Those were the days when I was a kid.
I have to laugh at the things I did.
An unruly child, I was a mess.
Goofy as hell, I must confess.
My seventh grade teacher; She was the best!
Still in her twenties and ample of breasts,
but it always seemed I flunked her tests.
I kept dropping my pencil to peek up her dress!
I always gave the girls the jitters,
because my pets were snakes and other critters.
My mom was mad and my dad was bitter,
when I scared my sister's babysitter.
I draped my pet Boa around my neck;
Saw the babysitter and 'What the Heck'--
I plopped it on her lap and she 'Hit the Deck' !
She never came back--She's a Nervous Wreck!
Putting salt in the sugar bowl;
My practical jokes, never got old.
Wild, crazy and uncontroled;
Beyond redemption or so I've been told.
But now, the years have quickly passed
with all of the memories that I have amassed.
I'm now, looking back at my tainted past,
and I have to admit--I'm still an Ass!
Honorable mention
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