(a spoof of Debby Boone's "You light up my life")
Please when you bathe, pull the shades on your window
We don't really enjoy your kind of song
It is so hard to keep my dinner in side me
When you ride your John Deere in a thong
Yooo-
You piss off my wife
Its so hard to cope
You are so wrong
You ruin my life
I can't sell my house and move
So many times we pick up your garbage
Your dog loves to crap in our yard
That creep son of yours
Chopped down our tree
And she's still mad at me
And-
You piss off my wife
Its so hard to cope
You are so wrong
You ruin my life
I can't sell my house and move
If you don't move on
We'll have to just fight
Cause you
You piss off my wife
Author notes
YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE (Debbie Boone)
So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life
A contest entry
- BAD MUSIC! BAD LYRICS! W00T W00T! CAN YOU WRITE WORSE? by PerVirtuous.
450 points, ended October 3, 2008, 9 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Hey I love this one. Fun and I can just hear you singing (but not in a thong).
Sheila
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LMAO This was great...
though I love that song. Does nobody else at all like that song? lol, ahh well what can ya say. Anyway this is a hilarious parody of it. Those are quite some neighbors you have there.
Amy
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ONLY A MAN this was hysterically funny and darn I will never hear that song the same again.
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Ah ...
what I see is this:
The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence!
Gongratulations on your Gold. You may try to bring happiness to neighbours by starting to serenade for them!
Love
Myra
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Oh, but this is priceless! Straight to the finalist list.
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The worst part of this song is, it gets stuck in your head. You hate it; but there it is. I tried to think of all the bad experiences with my one neighboring house, which is cheap rent. I could tell you some doozeys... We live in the seclusion of the country and they have tried production of amatuer pharmaceuticals, ritual sacrifice of chickens, abandonment of 3 horses, consumption of amatuer pharmaceuticals, psychotic events, cheating girlfriends using your phone to talk to her harem (wife got the men confused, mucho sheiza!) they shot one of my dogs, poisoned another (alledged, I admit, but circumstances are compelling) and on and on.
We have had some very nice neighbor's too...
Ray and Shirley mostly. Ray was a welder/mechanic and shirley was a grandma biker chick, who despite her age, did alright on the riding mower in her bathing suit. She was quick with her wit and the f word...
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LOL, great satire... its fun to write stuff like this sometimes. entertaining piece, enjoyed it
~ w
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