Theme and Variations
Canto I.
Clearing our frontier airspace of Communists' breath
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet,--
Shhhh, it's okay, no camera will see you greet
Leaders. You, the public face made private,
Matron saint of the idiotic and the irrational,
Soon to regret, if you don't already, the national
Spotlight cast on you when His High Lord of Clan Cain
Foolishly picked you out of a sea of the mundane
And mediocre, you who likely spits in tongues
Just the precise rhetoric your base wants to hear
As they mindlessly chant about drilling. Your rear
Seems to beg of me a boot, milady.
Canto II.
Who is't that comes down
In white linens upon a bed of water vapours?
'Tis the dread Jesusaur! who tread these very lands
Some six thousand years ago, you know,
Bringing Bam Bam Rubble back from the dead,
Saving Pebbles from a vicious Flintstoning....
Hooray for Bedrockites, the true Chosen!
Canto III.
It's only a choice
When the choice is to have it.
Anything else? Murder!
Abandonment! Sin!--
Burning in the hellfires!
The wailing of hockey mom choirs...
A kennel at a makeup counter
And freedom is a thing to pay for with children's lives.
Canto IV.
When you finally sit upon the throne,
When will the book-burning,
The Nuremberg-style orgies begin?
When His High Lord of Clan Cain finally kicks it
And you sit upon the throne,
When will evolution be abolished from school curricula?
Coda.
Do yourself, and the country, a favour:
Drop out.
What is the crazy?
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I really wish she would
she is inciting hate, and that disturbs me a lot
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the debate last night wasn't that impressive from either side, but I think Obama held his ground well. And Syl and her debate group were playing a drinking game with the words ..wait for it.. you'll never guess??
"My friends"
My understanding is she came home quite lit hehe
god if I had to hear 'my friends' one more time I was going to puke.
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Yeah, that refrain was quite unpalatable. The fact that it rang so false and disingenuous made it worse.
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I know! I am sure you saw the clip where she was making the claim that she has experience in foreign policy because she lives between Canada and Russia. WTF?
If they get in, I will be very freaked out. My husband and I already want to move to Eurepe. Maybe we should leave sooner rather than later. lol.
Anyway, I like this, it's definitely an original way to state your opinion.
Best wishes...
Lea
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Amen!
I just read this aloud to Suzi and Bill, and their response: Amen! -
hahahahahaha
Oh .. you had me with the bedrockites!
Oh god, Gio. If I loss my faith in democracy four years ago (eight years ago I lost faith that there wasn't corruption keeping the vote from going the way it SHOULD, four years ago, I finally realized it was democracy itself that was to blame, not corruption), I've decided it is now not just not right, but a great vacant eyed care bear in Wallmart Jammies pissing on us from very high. It is worse than just not right.
What we accept is more than I can imagine.
Is it true that one can never lose an election by overestimating the apathy of the American public?
And now .. years of deregulation .. oh .. I'm just frustrated.
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