I can't do this
I won't do this
it's not right, in the least bit.
You're a good guy
thoughtful and sweet
and you're certainly sincere
[y'know, all that jazz]
but I have someone
[it's not like you don't know]
and he treats me right
[like a royal princess]
I've made a promise to him
[several to be exact]
and I'm not going to let him slip away
because to tell you the blunt truth
that'd be the dumbest thing I could ever do
even in a million years, sweetheart.
