I'm Just a shell of a human being
On a journey till i can breath no more.
Upon my last breath I ask of you all
Please Dance for joy, I am in eterity now.
Let the Medical research lab come take me away.
Let them slice me up and give my organs to others.
Let others have the chance to live for my work here is complete.
Let the scientist cut my eyes out, He is tring to find a way
To permanantly cure blindness.
Give my heart to a heart transplant patient. They deserve to be as heartfully wacky as i was in my shell.
Send my Brain to the Nueroscience university lab so that those new students can discover a cure for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and maybe even send it to the cafeteria as a lunch special. That will give new meaning to the two greatest statement: EAT ME! and BITE ME!
After i have been completely disected, resected, intersected, bisected, and preserved for future medical inspections....
CREMATE the remains and take me to the seashore and discard of my ashes out to sea. I always loved the shoreline...the best area of the earth.
BE warned however if my EX-husband Dare to flush me down the toilet if he survives me....I will come back to Bite him in the ass each time he sits to dump his waste in any toilet he pleases.
BE honored in your memory those who follow my wishes true.
For I will be with you always till you join me on theeternal journey, too.
Author notes
This is a humorous way of looking at Body Donation to Science in the 21st century. Anatomygift.com is a great informative website...there are others. This is how i really plan to go...I have already informed my a few family members. Especially my children, since they are the ones to inherit my remains. Its a cheap way too...no funeral cost, no burial plot to purchase, no cemetary to go to.
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Comments
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I can see why you want to do this.I too have ptsd and it is awful.To help others after your passing is comendable and to want your ashes spread in the ocean is soething I have often wished for.Thank you for sharing this you should have won gold.
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Ah, a wonderfully futuristic plan!
Fine idea, one that comes with the gift that keeps on giving. 
Beautifully written, truly! 
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