My name is Istana Mwuillambira and I am writing to ask you help. My problem is that I am an heiress in the small town of Enugu, Nigeria, and my fathers brother, my uncle, is trying to get my inheritance of 13, 000 000.00 that my father, a wealthy and kind leader of a political party, left me.
My father left in his will that me his only daughter should get all his fortune, but my uncle refused to accept this and has already taken over my estates and has forbade permission for me to access my accounts. I am but a humble millionairess, with nothing but my childhood mansion and my father's secret fleet of Rolls Royces. It is with my money that I will require your help and to finally get justice. As I myself am but a meer female and helpless to access my money, I ask and beg you to help by setting up a name as an accountant and transferring my money into your account for safety. I will then require you to arrange for me to be transported into your country (secretly, so my fathers brother cannot track me- Ive always liked the name Swahila Michaelangenamolo) and provide me with a home, a Rolls Royce, and access to your account so I can transfer my money to the new account you have set up for me.
My uncle is a ruthless man and will chase me to the furthest reaches of the sahara desert if he finds out what I am doing. Being an agent for the government, he has been able to hold onto my inheritance and I need you to help me find the freedom my beloved father wished me to live in. For your services, I will provide you with 4.19% of my funds, and possibly my heart. Please help me, dearest friend.
Yours in faith,
Istana Mwuillambira
P.S. My account details are:
Beneficiary's name / Age: Istana Mwuillambira/18
Bank: African Development Bank (AD

Address: Main Street
Enugu, Nigeria
Africa

A delightfully convincing fake email!
You sound like the real fake Nigerian person who has sent me many emails!
Your humor is priceless, good Poet. 


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