I awoke in a hotel at the crack of dawn,
to realize I had not a stitch on
and next to me upon the bed,
a veil of white adorned a head.
Shocked, thinking it a lie;
heart pounding, I was sure I’d die;
I didn’t know what to say or do,
had no clue who I was even married to.
I grabbed a robe and paced the floor,
had thoughts of running straight out the door.
But then I thought to take a look,
to see the beauty that I had hooked;
Nerves set my knees to wobbling,
before I knew it I was horribly hobbling.
Sitting down, I crawled alongside,
quite desperate to see my new bride.
Turning then she dangled a leg,
it wasn’t dainty, shaped more like a peg.
Top heavy, eyes traced their line,
never sure of what I'd find;
Hands rubbed her silky hose
and from under my robe, my member arose.
Fingers grasped stubble, really quite coarse,
my lips dried, throat growing hoarse.
Lips nuzzled my neck, I felt her hot breath,
then thought, bloody hell what the heck.
She probably hadn’t time for a beauty regime,
underneath she'll surely still be a queen.
She kissed me then, thrusting with her tongue,
vibrant and alive, she made me feel young.
My hands wandered, wanting more;
Fingers and lips, begging to explore.
Slowly she spoke, her voice a tad rough;
kind of deep and just a little too gruff.
Chocking it up to the emotion we were feeling,
confusion set my imagination to reeling.
So I whispered “ Lover, what is your name?”
she demurred slightly, then softly it came.
She said "Frieda", her name settled in my mind
and I responded, "she was truly a rare find."
She sucked in her breath, her lips next to my ear
and then she spoke deep and so frighteningly clear.
"Yes very rare, but years ago it was just plain old Fred.”
And that’s how the maid found me, limp and nearly half dead!
Author notes
Picture credit: Mariat11
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A contest entry
- Pre-Write Extravaganza 3/ rhyme only by piccola.
600 points, ended October 12, 2008, 25 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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laughte in the morning. The smell of victory lol thanks of th entry
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This is a very funny story and I enjoyed the read.
Thanks for the entry.
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oh my gawd...lol..this was so fun!
and how the HELL...did you get my wedding photo?
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WAXED!
damn!
ears/Seattle
loved it........your MUSE THRIVES!
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LOL--
Really funny and a great take on the picture!
I wish you the best of luck in the contest!
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