Minor Adjustments
I stopped my pills for birth control,
it caused a minor change.
I don’t fill out my camisole
and people think me strange.
I quit the pill when he proposed,
my hormones stopped and I got hosed.
I quit the pill,
I quit the pill,
that’s when my body decomposed.
My breasts got small then disappeared,
I don’t fill out my dress.
My skin got rough, I grew a beard,
I’m really quite a mess.
I have the urge for constant sex
with whips and chains and black latex.
I have the urge,
I have the urge,
to jump the bones of large rednecks.
Yet since I stopped the pill you see,
it opened up my mind.
My man still wants to marry me,
such guys are hard to find.
So here it is, my wedding day,
in stunning dress and bright bouquet.
So here it is,
so here it is,
I’ll soon be in a negligee.
Silver trophy winner
Adding your comment:
I don't wanna see them in a negligee 
lol
