Get away! Get away from me!
that is the biggest enema I see.
I was only kidding with you fool,
now go on...scat with that big tool.
Come any closer and I swear,
my claws will attack you down there!
You better believe just what I say,
or your baritone will change to soprano today.
Author notes
Pic. Google Images
A contest entry
- Funny Pic Prompt by Riamh.
850 points, ended October 4, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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lol and lol again, where do you get your ideas from they are so clever, this is really well written i salute you
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You are so good at writing these funny poems! I am So jealous, I just can't do it!! Great job!!!
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Thanks again for reading...it makes me feel great to know that you enjoy my funny poems!
I've been through some hard times and writing down my feelings in poems have helped alot...most of the things I have wrote was depressing and sad but I've been bringing to my poems the side of me that I use to be before lifes heartbreaks changed that.
No one thinks I am funny or have a since of humor well...I'm going to change their "mind"(LOL) and mine!
Thanks again
darlintlc
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ha ha ha ha ha...this is great...so quirky and fun. It fits really neatly into the two stanzas and really puts a smile on the readers face. The picture really adds to the poem and helps the reader to see it all happening.
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Thanks much! This was fun...I love pic contest like this one! I'm trying to see the humor in life alittle more instead of all the depressing things in life for awhile atleast!
Thanks again
darlintlc
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Very cool!
You had me laughing all the way through!
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Thanks Dude!! Glad I could give u a laugh and pay back all the laughs you have given me!
darlintlc
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LOL Great take on the pic. loved it.
Slayer
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Thanks for the comment...it was fun to write!
darlintlc
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LOL too funny.
Best of luck to you!
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Thanks much!
darlintlc
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