9/21/08
A few years ago, what with serious medical problems and advancing age, I found myself no longer capable of fucking. Then suddenly I realized that sex is sinful and I became a holy ascetic. Unfortunately I haven't managed to acquire followers yet; I may need some help with PR.
Before I had renounced desire,
Before my spirit ascended higher,
When I beheld a sexy chick
My soul descended to my dick.
How I did grieve since I could not
Expect to ball a broad so hot!
(Unless I were prepared to pay
Five hundred dollars for a lay.)
Now beholding that chick I might
Keep my soul up fairly high
And let her please me like the sight
Of a pretty bird or butterfly.
Five hundred dollars was the cost some years ago; more recently Governor Spitzer paid more.
Do you suffer from lust?
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$500? No way. For that, I expect to get someone freehold. You would enjoy http://www.allpoetry.com/poem/5638369 which addresses my own confrontation with a hooker-type lady. It's lovely.
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i am sure you have found out by now that there are many more things in life than sex, some people can have and keep a very loving relationship with no sexual contact, love is unexplainable for it has nothing to do with passion and lust although they often walk hand in hand they are not the be all and end all of a true relationship.
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A road bump in verse nine. Sorry to learn that things have come to this, but I am expecting some wonderful poems from you as you dicover other ways to love and learn. Keep the faith my friend.
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I first wrote "when I see" but then thought that "beholding" would be more amusing. The meter is unimportant to me.
I was never successful with women so life is pleasanter now that I feel no need to pursue them.
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ha ha ha what a titter. xx
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