My name is Captain, and I'm a dog,
That puts up with a lot, I'd say.
Just look at what those humans do,
Dressing me up in silly clothes all day.
The hat feels a little funny-
I think it would fit better on a cat.
What do they think I am anyway,
Dressing a dog in such a hat?
The eye patch has got to go-
I couldn't chase the squralls with it on.
I chased one to the base of a tree,
Then turned around and it was gone.
Then they drew the last straw-
What IS this thing on my leg?
Some may say that dogs are mans best friend,
But as to dogs friend, I got a rotten egg!
Now get all this junk off of me!
Theres the cat again, I've got to go.
Let me chase him down so you can dress him,
He'd look better as a pirate, don't you know?
A contest entry
- 2 hours only by queen.
300 points, ended September 24, 2008, 9 entries
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