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Peg Leg Jack

 

Aarrr there mates me be called Jack,
Peg Leg Jack to me friends. Me story
is a sad tale, aarrr that be true; me lost
me leg to a slimy bilge rat named Rat.
And me eye to a alley cat. Cap`n Snappy
threw me leg in the chum-bucket and
carved me a new one, even gave me a
cap`n hat, bless his urchin infested heart.
As for me eye, it be in the belly of a cat.
When the alley cats start a laugh`n,
that be when me board me ship again,
o` the shame... Someday I be a catch`n
that rat. And when me do me will gnaw
his leg clean off, then me be throw`n
him to the alley cats, aarrr, ya me will.
Then when the feast is a done me be
catch`n a alley cat with three eyes.

Arfff aarrr.

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  • Pearl-1
    September 25, 2008

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    this is really funny love it
    congrats on winning silver xxx


  • Riamh
    September 25, 2008
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    Congrats on the well deserved silver!
    Slayer


  • HaleyMary
    September 25, 2008

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    Cool write. I love the pirate theme. Also liked the ending. Very cute and a good play on words. Congrats on winning the silver.


  • Yy13
    September 24, 2008
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    Shiver me timbers, that be a good tale!


  • queen Moderators member
    September 24, 2008

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    this is so darn cute, i love the pirate talk thank you for entering and good luck in the contest

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