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An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne (Ode )

I love how you teach!
You fucking leech...
With your mouth and balls residing.

You are a hell of a chap,
but full of crap.
All that preening 'fore your whining.

Although you were right on cue,
but with no brew?
As you ate my six foot sandwich.

You claimed you were a dad,
and I think it's sad
That you cannot cook a Manwich.

Did I mention that
(I think you're flat)
With your pulse check 'tween the hedgerow?

Since I know your type.
A supreme ass-wipe.
Because you golf in San Diego.

You are what you think, chisel dink?
So there's your ode upon a choade...
Was that a Black bird that I just heard?

Word.
Drow.
Word.
Drow.
Word.

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Written January 22nd, 2004

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  • cvillelisa
    January 23, 2004
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    funny, i just realized, I work for the millionaire and his wife...


  • Nyx Iscariot
    January 23, 2004
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    that's exactly what the choda is...

    have you never seen orgasmo? hello...Choda Boy?

    yes, nice, eloquent, if i weren't in such a bad mood i'd write you something pretty and asslicking, like whatsherface up there ...but im not.

    so stick with i like it, and leave it at that
    Time for another hour of self abuse and masturbation


    (joke)
    Nyx...
    Edited on Jan 23, 7:23 because ''.


  • Naughtygrlred
    January 23, 2004
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    u r a freak so bad, it's so cool, nice write my dear, hey i thought a choade was that peice of skin between your ass and balls well that's what we called it

    u crack me up boi
    naughty