Who the hell are you talking to, your just an easter egg,
get down on your chocolate knees and beg you misfit, beg,
I'm a pristine Easter Egg, pure ovaline perfection,
I walk with chocolate head held eye, I scoff at your rejection.
Why don’t tell your story, come on tell your tale,
why were you rejected, was your chocolate just too pale ?
Did you chase young chocolate eggs ? chase chickens on the farms ?
Or seduce the younger, fairer eggs, beguile them with your charms.
I really hate rejected eggs, they blacken our good name,
you should be melted in a furnace and disappear in flame.
Yet the fate of boiling chocolate, is much to good or you,
you should be mixed with cheese and turned into fondue.
Which corner do you stand in, as you contemplate your fate,
while truer eggs fulfil the need, to make kids overweight.
You started off this contest, for poems you now beg,
But why should we write poems,for a Rejected Easter Egg !!
Author notes
I don't hate anybody, but I luv the name Rejected Easter Egg, so maybe this comes from jealousy that I didn't think of it first. 
A contest entry
- Hatred at it's best. by Rejected Easter Egg.
1080 points, ended October 25, 2008, 39 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This is awesome and I'm rooting for you to win.
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That's quite good! Always good to egg someone on with sincerity! (Sorry about the pun!
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Heh, excellent.
It's nice to read a genuinely funny, well written poem. Good job
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This is hilarious!
Brought a much needed smile to my face.
Wonderful humour, and flow. Bravo
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marry me?
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I like chocolate.
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so is that a no?
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It's a maybe, I'll ask my wife.
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LOL! touche!
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Definetely original !!! Great rhyming and has put a much needed smile on my face
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