It is imperative you practice
these skills
If you gotta spew, never, ever
do it on the taps!!
Pay attention to where your boss is!!
Never, ever hold your nose,
puke from the ears truly ruins the day!!
Ladies, make sure you have
extra clips
holding your hair back
prevents crusty pillows or
that "There's something about Mary" look
Gentlemen, remember your drawers
after you kiss the porcelin Goddess
A jimmy with debris is never sexy
A final tip:
Never Mix if you can't hold your shit!
A contest entry
- vomiting points by Cinnarry.
10000 points, ended October 10, 2008, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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I knew there was a reason I put you on my list besides your down to earth call it like it is author page. This poem is it and I'm sure by the time I'm finished reading I'll have run across many more. I love this.
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LOL ~ so very graphic but true. You have such a way with words!
Poesy
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Basic rules for social etiquette and personal self-care, valuable guidelines for threading 'passageways of routine, still cogent enough, still herding us through time.'
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bookmarked
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thoroughly gross and perfectly fun to read
I have missed you. Where have you been? Maybe I haven't been here enough. Either way - I am here and it is just great to read you. 
Love, Lane
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