Pies Are Mean

In order for you to understand
I must give what you demand
Information, information!!
Now, let's play the Playstation
We're going to play a game
That is one and the same
as that as of real life
Now, will I get off topic; I dunno, I might
But here is where it will begin
It starts out that I am only too human
I'm bound to commit a sin
I'm not perfect, never will be
I can only be me
And there is no way you can save me
Started off life as a kid living free
On my birthday I got a bike
First day at school, I got into a fight
In timeout
I was really loud
It's funny, you should see me now
At home
I never answered the phone
Mom, always yelled at me about rules to abide
But, I guess I felt a little on the outside
People say I was dropped on my head
That was what my mother said
And isn't it obvious
I'm so devious
With a spark of innocence
Now i want to make this poem short
I'm doing it whether or not I've got your support
There was a time I could play with a toy
Now's a time I could read a Playboy
Like a flip of a coin
Life changes a boy from fun to loin
And I swear man, that there is a moment
That sex is your only intent
You end up thinking with your dick
Sure it's got a head that is hard and thick
Ok, I know that sounded perverted
But I am sure you get it
In the pursuit of a hell of a life
There is one piece of pie
That doesn't quite taste, eye to eye
Woman. Females. Ladies. Girls. Boobies
You take them out to the movies
Then you go out to eat
Your the first to speak
" You look wonderful"
And you keep it from going dull
You pull her chair out and open her door
Get home and make sweet love on the floor
You wake up the next day
Call her, and find out that she don't like you no more

That's a fu%^ed game you ladies play