Apprentice appraisers approve, appreciate approaching apprehension.
Atomic attorney attaining atonement, attacking attachments, attracting attention.
Behold bee behavior: beyond bewildering; belongs beneath, below, behind.
Byzantine bystander bypasses bygone bylaws, buys byproducts by byline.
Charlatans chart charitable charades, chaotic chasms, charismatic cheers.
Cosmic cosmetics cause customized customers casual casualties catching cashiers.
Committees commission commercials: comical cannibal chemical candidates.
Common commander commends calm comatose commentator; contemplates.
Competent competitors complete compliant complaints, compliment complications.
Cute curator cures cumulative curiosity; courteous court curses coarse correlations.
Defiant defeated defendant deftly deflects defects, defers differing difficulties.
Demonstrating demolished demeanor, demented demon diminishes democracies.
Destiny's density diary duplicity dignity: dainty divinity dichotomy deputy.
Detectives deter deterioration, detonate debt donations, detain Deity.
Distinguished distributor destroys distractions, distorts distressed distillers.
Divorced divisive divas devise devious devices; developers devour divestitures.
Done downing dinner: don't dent details, dancers' dentures deny denominations.
Elastic electric eclectic eccentrics emphatically erect erratic exotic exaggerations.
Excruciating exclamations exclude exclusive excursions excerpting excess excuses.
Fictional fusion fashions factions fracturing fractional functional friction fuses.
Fond fiend finally funds fundamentally finished financially fueled feud.
Fortunately, fierce forces foresee foraging forgiven forgotten fugitive food.
Generic genetic gender generalizations generate genuine genial generosity.
Gladiator’s glance glorifies glorious globe; gladly glimpses glandular glossary.
History has hiatus hastening hearsay; harassed harnessed hostage hesitates.
Hypnotized hypochondriac hypocritically hypothesizes; hypodermic hyphenates.
Indiscreet indignant indigestion indicates indirect indigenous indoctrination.
Intrinsically intricate intuition interrupts intentionally intrusive interrogation.
Jailed janitor jettisons jaded jazz, jars Jabberwocky’s jutting jaw jealously.
Juggernaut’s job: jog juggling jugs, junk junction jokes, judge jolly jeopardy.
Karma keeps kicking kinky keen kangaroo’s khaki kilt kit's kidney keys.
Knight's knuckles knock knickknacks; knave knifes knickers knotting knobby knees.
Light literary litigation literally lit literature; litter little litmus litanies.
Legendary legitimate legion legislates legible league's legal leg legacy.
Maiden's mediation made meditating madam's medication madly mediocre.
Mildly mildewed military millionaires milk mileages, moisten mostly motley motor.
Magnificent magical magazine's magnetic magnitude magnifies magistrates.
Minister monitors mute mutants mystic mystique, misses mythic math mistakes.
Mantras mean mandating many maneuvers, manipulate manic manufactured manners.
More moral mortals mutter mortgage mottoes, mention meter mentors.
Mobilization modified moot motivations, mood mutilations met metric metals.
Moderately modest modern models melt meticulous metaphysical medals.
Naive nervous novice navigator never neglected negligible negligee negotiations.
Notorious notary noticed nothing; notions not noted, notched no notifications.
Obscene observers obstinately obstruct obsolete obsessions, obscuring obstacles.
Original organic origami organization orchestrates oregano oracles.
Paradoxical paradise parable parallels paralyzed parasites parenthetically.
Philosopher photographs pharmacy, phones phenomenal phrases phonetically.
Quantum quota quiets quirks, quits quite quarrelsome queue quoting quartz.
Queasy quizzical quarry quenches quintessential quip qualifying quarks.
Rescinded results rescue residual resources, resisting resounding resignation.
Resort residents resent recent receding receipt receptacle resuscitation.
Restful restaurant's restored roster resembles reassembled recipes.
Rheumatic rhinoceros rhymes rhythmic rhetorical rheostat rhapsodies.
Seemingly seamlessly simultaneous symmetrical symbols stimulate stupor.
Some summon somber sumptuous summers; supper supplies supposedly super.
Savvy surveys serve several severely severed survivors souvenir salvation.
Sorority surrendered sobriety, society suspended solitary sanity sanitation.
Thirty thirsty thrifty thinkers thank Thursday’s theoretical theatrical therapy.
Topical tropical travesty: tenacity trophy trajectory: tragic traffic tragedy.
Thyroid typhoid tyrant type typifies typhoon tycoon's typewriter tympanis.
Unfortunately, uncanny uncomfortable unicorns unleash unanimous, uniform unrest.
Upgrades upstage upstarts upholding upheavals upon upholstery update.
Vacillating vaccination vacationers vacuum vacancies, vanquished, vacate.
Violet violin violence violated viable villainous volumes, villagers volunteered.
Withstanding withdrawn whimsical weather, withered wizard's willingly weird.
Withhold whistle; was wise word wasted when whirlpool whisper worsened woes?
Which witch wished wistful western wrestler wheezes while washing windows?
Xanthic xylophones: xenophobic Xavier’s xenon x-ray.
Yesterday you yelled, “Yes, yonder yacht yard yields yolk yellow yo-yos, Yay!”
Your year's young Yankee yak yawns, yodels yoga yarns, yet yearning yogurt, yaps.
Zany zestful Zen zebra zigzags zoo zone zero, zooming zodiac zombie zaps.
Author notes
Whew, I need to catch my breath.
A contest entry
- Alphabetical Alliteration by Ja Vorbesc.
450 points, ended September 29, 2008, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
abracadabra?
Comments
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I just bet you do! You certainly went all out on this. I like your y-lines especially, but it's all good.
I am duly impressed, although it could have made a bit more sense in places. -
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Hi ya Ja.... ha....
Your most appreciated comment has inspired me to try to at have the poem make more nonsense in places. I've changed most every line... can you say obsession?? -
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I see definite improvement, and I commend you. I love it when people listen to my advice. It makes me glad that I try to give it at times.
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