at this time
with nothing to say
ice-cream balls
Author notes
you know I'm only allowed to participate in huguenauties contests, but.................
In a list
A contest entry
- haiku humor by Yemassee.
749 points, ended September 27, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Ah, chilling out the conversation, the mood or the day?
I think I see pistachios there, my favourite


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Let me see, with your ice cream balls and Yem's wonderful additions I can see a yummy or would that be yemmish treat coming right up...


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YUM YUM is that New Zealand Ice cream? Ohhh what delicious memories, especially the "Hokey pokey" How we used to sit opposite the beach and I'd get ice cream all over my top. Can't wait to get back and have some more.
Love Bea


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Ice-cream balls...I scream balls...no that wouldn't work, so I guess it's not a play on words.

I know you aren't allowed (by self-decree mind you!) to participate in other contests, but I am Yem and therefore exempt from man's mortal laws, even those created by the divine right of kings!
Thanks Hugh, I'm going in town to buy me a big box of Neopolitan ice-cream, and because that isn't Yemish enough I'm also getting some chocolate sauce, bananas, caramel, and whipped cream to go on top.


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Dear Captain 'Rocky' Yem,
I bought a triple whopper once
just for my birthday stunt
but the cone broke as I left the shop
and it all ran down my front.
I went back to the owner man
and asked him for some more
but he said: "Your ice cream's still right there,
just scrape it off the floor!"
Well, he was a Neapolitan
as anyone could see
but I still can't see why he had to be
so bloody mean to me.
Perhaps it was 'coz Kiwis
back in 1944
at the battle of El Alamein
had won the bloody war!
(Shocking tale of horror CCXVIII)
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Dear Yem,
The purpose of my entry was (1) to convince you of my great esteem for you (especially for holding a hikeyou contest so soon after mine) and (2) to show everyone my effort to combat global warming (but nobody else will read it anyway except Margaret!)
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There is nothing to say when confronted with such a choice, except perhaps, yum!


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