Da ghetto has it rough
Ma homies likesta scruff
We's flexing'em cuz weeze buff
(But we can't honestly communicate
since we're all fucking illiterate idiots.)
In da ghetto we gots lemon lime soda.
In we's bungalow? We gots clothes thats
dont be fittin' ans we'ves spent da mad
cash ons da mufflers and da rims, chiz.
(Because there's nothing more attractive
than seeing us spend money we don't
have on utterly pointless shit, and then
complaining about food and struggle.)
In me ghetto, me gots honies knocked up yo!
Me's got bunnies all around. Me's gots too
much hump, and me kids is likes goats,
always on full chew, Cuz da ghettos screw.
(Since we're drunk twenty four hours a
day on poorly distilled highly carbonated
cocaine cocktails & elephant tranquilizers.)
Please, oh please Mr. Man...
Let the hounds loose.
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Written January 22nd, 2004
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Okay this write was funny but I hope you know that all you really have done is discriminate because I am from "da hood" yet I won't smoking nor drink, waste my money on rims, and have tons of babies. However many in the ghetto do. And I too hate the world but I'm in it so I had to get use to it.
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nothing needs to be said about this peace, it speaks for itself, however i will comment on your comment instead
ive lived in the ghetto, and fuck it, ive moved up in the world, but where really is up? its the same everywhere you go, just in different forms, i live for me, and i agree i hate the world to, but i feel sorry for them at the time, but anyways,fantastic write here, really
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You are having a hard time appreciating this piece Tabitha because you are missing the point, and the point is I hate the Ghetto, I hate the rich, I hate minorities, I hate the world, but most of all? I think you're peachy. Moron.
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Very nice poem, I had a good laugh. I would have to agree with what was stated in that poem as well.
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oh ya, so now your a rapper ey, don't quit your day job, i'm kidding it's funny i got a laugh out of it
Edited on Jan 22, 1:24 because ''.
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