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Naked and Free

I'm sure I read it right
We're as naked as can be
And I'm sure it'll be good
After all I'm stiff as wood.

You may well be stiff
For me that's no fun
My head really hurts
And I can smell your bum!

Give it a bit longer
I'm sure it'll feel great
With you beneath me
I've no need to masterbate

Well I don't care
I want no more
So shift your butt
And hit the floor.

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  • Whispering Wind Moderators member
    September 24, 2008

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    LMAO

    So shift your butt and hit the floor...sounds like you aren't needed tonight...thank you kindly for the laugh


  • cutiepie gold member
    September 21, 2008
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    made me smile ....


  • daviscth silver member
    September 20, 2008

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! I just loved the ending lines. This is an awesome response to the prompt. Thanks so much for my early morning laugh...