My sparkling blue eyes
And my puddy tat smile
Why can't you take me serious?
At least for a little while
I am a pirate king
It's me your suppose to fear
No, don't pick me up and cuddle me
I'm not so sweet and dear
I try to growl
All I can manage is a meowing purr
Stop tickling my tummy
I'll show you what this hook is for
Oh come on! Put me down!!
If you don't, I'll make you walk the plank
Don't think I'm joking
It's you that I out rank
I don't know why I bother
Could this day get any worse?
Oh boy, I'll tell ya
This cuteness is a curse
A contest entry
- Cat Got Yer Tongue??? by Cannonsfire.
525 points, ended October 2, 2008, 9 entries
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Comments
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Awww. That's so cute! I can just imagine a little mischievous kitty in a pirate outfit as I read this! I especially love the ending--it sums your poem up wonderfully!
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It certainly is. How can one be the scourge of the seven seas when everyone is trying to cuddle you?
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lol Yes just too damn cute to be fearsome but you chose the way I think I would have gone with it.
C
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XD Oh my!!! I loved it. Lol. It's absoloutly cute! I love Cats so maybe thats having an effect too. Lol. But yes, i did enjoy it. All of it. Squee!
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