Hear ye, hear ye,
Common peasants now.
Listen to Captain Kitty
With his ferocious miaow.
Here I stand before you,
A single Kitty Pirate King,
Intimidating terror
To your world I will bring.
Fear my scatching wrath
When I return to the high seas
In trecherous conditions
While indulging brutal piracies.
Avast me cat eyed fellows,
Set sail o'er the sea,
Speed! Hail our whiskered bellows
And gut the tails; savvy?
Pity Captain Sparrow
No more has he his rank
For I overthrew the Black Pearl
And forced him down the plank.
Although I may look cuddly,
Don't be fooled to this context
Or I'll take out the plank once more
And fool, you will be next!
Author notes
This is the image accompanying it - http://allpoetry.com/images/ext/Contest/2421/381.jpg?1223004339 - i'm not longer a gold member so it doesn't show up anymore!
A contest entry
- Cat Got Yer Tongue??? by Cannonsfire.
525 points, ended October 2, 2008, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Pirate stories! by Meroza.
750 points, ended November 8, 2008, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Funniest poem ever!!! PW by happy kitty kat.
692 points, ended November 30, 46 entries
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very funny
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okay??
this is good for a little kid
.....who ever wrote this
i bet your 7 years old
im so right......am i??? -
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kmlz,
right because it doesn't say my age on this page -eyeroll-
kindly don't bother commenting if you're only going to attempt to needle a poet;
it's a little pathetic, and doesn't work with me lol so you're just wasting your time.
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IM SRRY BUT EW THATS SO CORNY!!! -
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kbat45,
ah nice to see you have the maturity to be commenting on poems.
do that again and i'll report you.
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Nice- I won't disqualify you because I dont have enuf entries! Have a lovely day!
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Naw, this one's cute! I love this one
Best of luck and thanks for entering
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This was such a hoot..Great imagination and I love the pirate lingo. Your kitty looks so precious as well. Good luck in the contest. I enjoyed it as is.
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Wow! This is hilarious! Fantastic work!
It made me laugh, and at the moment me laughing is pretty rare
thank you for that.
I can't wait to read more of your stuff
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This is so cute!! I love it I am a BIG PUSSY CAT LOVER!! I love this!! You did a wonderful job with the detail you put in this!! I really like the captain kitty!! This is really excellent!! Your words and lines are amzing and Purrrfect!! Love it!! Much love Jewel
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Love this
"And fool, you will be next". I always thought Mr. T was really a pussycat. I like the anthropormorphising of animals (is that really a word??) I've never seen anything wrong with it. Animals all have individual characteristics and it only takes a small leap of the imagination to put them in situations where there little idiosyncrasis can shine. This reminded me of the poetry of Edward Leer and Lewis Carol. They were both a bit wierd as well. Don't change it. It's finished. -
Well, you told the tale with flair. You can end it right here and it would still be the cutest little ditty.
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LOL Too funny but can he save Cap'n Jack cos I've half a mind to keep him fer meself
Ifn ye get me drift!!! 
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O.O Okay, this is very interesting...
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