Well hello, hi
How are you
Did you have a good morning poo
Would you like some coffee
Don't know why, but it turned blue
Thought it was rather interesting
Kind of wakes you up with a bit of a zing
Now I need you to stop sleeping
Just for a minute
By the way, your bleeding
I think you cut yourself shaving
And stop misbehaving
You oughta smile
Your hickory dickery, cooper dooper ducked
You look like you just got your feathers plucked
What's ruffled you up
Oh, here is your cup
Your still not awake
Maybe if I fixed up a plate
Eggs, sausage, bacon a biscuit, and some blue coffee
Sound good to you
Anyways, last night you were a stud
Never thought you would have so much fun
Didn't see you taking a chance
And be willing to dance
You were quite the playa
Like a pimp with an extra layer
But throwing up on that girl wasn't good
Hope we have this understood
WAKE UP!!
Zzzzzz... pop
Wha?!... whoa
Phew that's stinky
I get off the toilet and flush it
With my pinky
I wash my hands and look in the mirror
I see a really big zit
I must have popped it
Or have I been shaving
Man... whoa.. stay off the drugs man
Mmmm... I'm in the mood for some coffe, eggs and bacon
Haha
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welcome to allpoetry
I have to disagree with my fellow greeter on one point... the use of "zzzzz' and "mmmmm" can spoil a work but I don't believe that is the case here. To me, with this being a humor piece, I think it only adds an extra little smile. Not everything need be so serious and full of love. Even though it is my own style... this one is yours and I admire those who are able to write and share a laugh or two.
Keep writing on.
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Welcome..
A nice poem here, a nice topic too, but I suggest u opt to choose Spell check to check the spellings
And avoid usage of such mmmmm.. it isnt any word by itself and when it comes to poetry, zzzz and mmmm only spoil the work.
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