Hi there fellow punk-squirrels,
I am Flip and this is my mate, skater-sail.
I want you to join with us as we invade
The human race. We tried to be nice to no avail.
It is time to show them we are no longer afraid.
To Bush lets gift him a nuker full of nuts.
To Cheney i say lets fire up his behind.
Where is he lately? Perhaps in a sac o' nuts?
Whose land is this anyway, we want it along with mankind!
Freedom for all animals and human beings.
We are devout vegetarians. Healthy more than they.
Vote for Flip and Skater. It's time for CHANGE!
We don't need bulldogs or pigs, we have Bit-o-honey.
Let's overtake DC and share with the country our verment-mange.
FLIP and SAIL for President and Vice President.
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Check out the photo at the contest link to understand this poem better.
A contest entry
- 2 hour contest something funny please by queen.
300 points, ended September 17, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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This is cool and so funny
I really like this it's so funny , but it's true.
Who could blame all the animals if they decided
to overthrow us ,and revolt. Heck I'd vote
for FLIP and SAIL. Three cheers for flip and sail
hip hip hooooooray
hip hip hooooooray
hip hip hooooooray
Great poem Patti
,Steve
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i would most definetely vote for them
thank you for entering and good luck in the contest 
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