There once was a short fuck named Hitler,
Whose dog’s dick wasn’t much littler,
Eva stood silently watch,
While Adolf licked its crotch,
Then they all downed cyanide togethler.
Author notes
The Blondi Code
http://www.currychips.com/archives/2006/05/the_blondi_code.html
Vita è bella, La (Life is Beautiful)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118799/
A contest entry
- The Final Solution by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended October 15, 2008, 4 entries
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Historically grossly inaccurate. Eva and Adolf died from gunshot wounds. The Goebbels family took cyanide. A sad thing about Hitler's dog, Blondi, is that he killed her shortly before taking his own life. There is no evidence that Hitler went down on his dog.
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I wasn't writing for historical accuracy because in actuality ex. Hitler wasn't short, his dog was female, he drank poison before shooting himself, and he wasn't even German. However, I chose to construct a limerick which is the main part of your contest stipulation.
As far as you not finding humor, I thought this distasteful bit would tickle your fanny considering the kind of poetry you spew. Oh well, can't always be right. -
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Well actually he was German dear. He was born Austrian but had to take on German nationality in order to become Chancellor in 1933. The only funny thing about your limerick was that you apparently think "Hitler" and "littler" (always assuming that word exists) rhyme with "together". I assume you have a bad lisp and bad breath as well as a severe chip on your shoulder.
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So you're saying that since I changed my last name I changed my heritage!? Wow...I didn't know that.
He was BORN in Austria. He is Austrian whether he legally changed it or not. -
Yes, I am well of his nationality as I first pointed it out to you.
As for "not rhyming", I chose my words for a reason and
well... you know what they say about assuming. -
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Say what?
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I still think you should watch the movie. lol
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I think you should read the book
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Why don't YOU read the book and then tell me how it is. Oh and LOVE the picture.
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And I think both of you should stop pestering your intellectual superior.
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Too bad I know not who you are referring to, because surely my "intellectual superior" would know if "littler" existed.
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I have got bored with your stupidity, so goodbye.
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