Just 21

I wanna surf
I wanna fly
I wanna do tons of stuff
before i die
I will laugh
I will cry
I might even pop bubblegum in someones face
Maybe even take a dump in outer space
At times I have been known to pee in the kitty litter
Some people think i am queer
And I'm here tugging my on beard
Thinking y'all are wierd
Sometimes I wonder if I got a problem in my brain
But then again
Who is sane
Am I suggesting everyone is crazy
Duh yeah, everyone except me
Okay that's a lie
That some people won't buy
By the way i want a green thumb
And some frozen tea
No, I'm not being dumb
Just being me
I think I want to do a parade
Hopping on one leg
I want to visit every state
I want to go fishing, with my tail as bait
I think I even want to snorkel
You ever believe pig's might fly someday
Or a cow will jump over the moon
Go up to a bull and say o-lay!
Were you named after a furniture polisher
Wanna play tug-of-war
Make sure you grab a nipple
Oh, and you should pop that pimple
No, the one on your ear
By the way, do you have a beer?