i'm too flabby for my gloves,
too flabby for my gloves,
my gloves are going to leave me.
i'm too flabby for my shirt,
too flabby for my shirt,
so flabby it hurts.
im too flabby for my car
too flabby for my car, rhode island and sand bars.
and im too flabby for your clothing
too flabby for your clothing
the way im heel toe dancing.
im a woddeler, you know what i mean
and i do my little turn in the doorway
in the doorway, in the doorway, yeah.
and i do my little turn in the doorway.
A contest entry
- BAD MUSIC! BAD LYRICS! W00T W00T! CAN YOU WRITE WORSE? by PerVirtuous.
450 points, ended October 3, 2008, 9 entries
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Comments
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Bwhahahahahaha. I get it!


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Thanks, when she saud wtf i was like oh no nobody gets it. i thought itwas hilarious
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WTF?
Good luck in your contest.


