Jello And Harry Potter

I stared at the jello on my plate, it wiggled and jiggle as I ate
I began to slurp and began to chew, it began to turn into a goo
The goo on my plate began to fall off my plate until there was nothing at all
But I didn't care that it fell to the floor, I went to the fridge and got even more
I grabbed some pink jello, and boy was I a happy fellow
A happy fellow sure I was, until I looked at my jello and saw a green fuzz
Why was this fuzz on my food so wobbly? It made me want to sobbly...
So the tears fell from my eyes onto the jello and created a surprise!
I went to go grab a klenix but my tears made the fuzz go away as if I were a phoenix
Maybe I was what I thought, because I began to get very hot
Then Dumbledore came in the room and saw my jello. He then asked if I had it in yellow
I said, "yes I do." And he went to sit, but to my dismay I was all out of it!
"It's alright, just relax. I'll grab some jelly beans of the flavour earwax."
"Mr. Dumbledore, sir, that flavour is icky. If you go ahead and eat it, it will make you sicky."
"Oh silly Fawkes, I'll be fine. But when have you learned to talk...s"
"Since I ate that colourful goo, it made me learn to talk like you."
Dumbledore scratched his chin and wondered what enchantment that jello had within
He looked at the goop and saw a mark, a mark of something very dark
Fawkes shuddered and wondered what he had ate, how could it be evil if it tasted so great?
Then he heard a sound of some sort, they both turned around and saw Lord Voldemort!
"What have you done, Tom? What have I done wrong?"
"I meant for you to eat the jello, I should have made some lemony yellow."
Dumbledore laughed and shook his head, "Oh Tom, you will never make me dead."
"Fine Dumbledore, I guess you win. But I brought some curse-free jello. How about we dig in?"
Dumbledore shrugged and Fawkes flew over, they all ate until there was nothing leftover
Voldemort slowly took out his want, but Dumbledore's wand was already drawn
A green light illuminated the room, Fawkes wondered in horror who had faced their doom.
Then all of a sudden some green jello appeared, this is not at all what Fawkes had feared
Voldemort sneered as he looked at the slime, "Have no fear, it's lemon lime."
"Oh my favourite." Dumbledore said with glee. He invited some people, Harry, Ron and Hermione.
The trio rushed in and saw Voldemort chillin', such a strange thing to do if you're a villain.
Hermione stared at the abundance of dessert, it was so high it was up to her skirt.
Ron dug in without a thought, but suddenly her turned into a robot!
Dumbledore was stunned, Harry looked around, but Voldemort was nowhere to be found.
Ron moved with a click and a clang, when suddenly there was a bang.
Then everyone lost there calm, Ron leaned over and found a pipe bomb
Harry fainted, what a pansy! Hermione randomly held a tansy
The tansy turned into a slithering snake, Hermione began to shiver and shake
She ran over to Ron and began to cry while Ron rusted from his toe to his eye
The snake grabbed Harry and began to coil, Hermione went to grab some oil
Harry gasped as the snake tightened, Hermione oiled Ron who was very frightened
Dumbledore stared at what was going on, Fawkes the phoenix began to sing her song
Harry cried for someone to aid, but Dumbledore just sat there drinking his homemade lemonade
Dumbledore knew when the time was right Harry would know how to fight
After being oiled, Ron magically turned back then suddenly he craved a snack
As he looked around for something to eat, he had this odd craving for some snake meat
He licked his lips as his mouth watered, then Neville came out of nowhere and the snake was slaughtered
Harry was saved though nobody cared, Ron cooked the snake and with everyone he shared
Voldemort reappeared nobody noticed he was gone when he saw the snake, he pulled out some tarragon.
he venom was potent and an antidote they had not, So they all died violently and were condemned to rot.
But none of them had known that they had some elixer from the Philosopher Stone.
They all woke up from their little nap, when Fawkes laid on Dumbledore it burnt Dumbledore's lap
Though Voldemort didn't not get an elixer when he added the spice, somehow it turned him nice.
Voldemort faced Dumbledore with a great beaming grin, This time the good side really did win
Voldemort jumped up like he saw a bug, he held his arms open waiting for a group hug.
Harry looked at him in disgust, they had to get out of there, yes they must!
Ron ran into Voldemort's embrace, Harry had a horrid expression on the face.
Voldemort's no longer evil! What luck! but when Ron and Voldemort hugged, they were stuck!


TO BE CONTINUED...