The Best Wil EVER
If you weren't a Wil,
Well then what would you be?
Would you be a fish?
Or a movie marquee?
You might be a doorknob!
Or a honey baked ham!
We'd serve you with pickles
And big bowls of yams!
Oh sure you'd be tasty
But the truth is quite real
Having you as Wil
Is a much better deal!
Or worse than all that-
Why, you might be a WASN'T!
Everyone knows, a WASN'T doesn't.
She doesn't do nothing,
That just isn't you.
A Wil has millions of things
She can do.
How wonderful being a Wil must be
To all of those Wil wannabees.
Thank goodness you're you
We'll dance and we'll sing
Since we got a Wil
Not some other thing.
Today is your birthday
And that makes us glad,
'Cause you're the best Wil
That we've ever had.
Our hugs and our kisses
Will leave residue
As we love you and say
"Happy Birthday to YOU!"
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Dear Majix,
Wherever you search, be it North, South or West,
you will find Wil Galfalfa’s up there with the best
and if, at sun’s rising, you turn to the East,
there is nothing outshines her – no, not in the least..
No matter how high or how deep you may seek,
the incredible Wil is completely unique.
She isn’t a doorknob, a fish or a ham
She is WIL and she’s sweeter than strawberry jam.
If 16th September’s her birthday, that’s great
and thanks for the message to tell me I’m late.
My memory failed due to mental retard
but I’m rushing to send Wil a late birthday card.
Thanks Majix for sharing your poem just because….
for it and your video, here’s hearty applause!
September 17th. Hugh Wyles.
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aww, thank you so much - laughing myself silly at your rhyme scheme, mental retard, birthday card...you'd never see that in Hallmark
Bravo on this! loved it!
galfalfa
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Wil do...related to Fondue and Screw You. A one of kind in the blind side of life. Nice hommage... ~ EZB
www.moodgroove.com
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Superb
Ah, 'tis a coool write, and a wonderful birthday greeting, as well. Imagery, rhythm and rhyme are just fine. Thanks for sharing.
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It was made for a wonderful person... thank you for reading and commenting... always appreciated.
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You are quite welcome.
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That's cute. Awesome job! This is the most creative way that I've seen to say happy birthday. =D
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Thank you
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This is priceless! I think this is so cool! Happy Birthday Wil. I hope its your best yet! 
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thank you Rob
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I second that birthday wish... thanks for commenting
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Awesome way to say happy birthday.... Really cute the whole way through.
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A great person is always inspiring. Thank you.
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a beautiful birthday poem. the 'wil' has me a bit stumped... tis it meant to b 'will'? happy birthday to the special birthday girl. i love the style of this piece and it seems to show a lot of YOU in it. the person you really are. gr8 stuff,
hugs,
georgie,
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Wil is the great and mighty Galfalfa. She knows all, she sees all. One must worship or run the risk of waking with a rubber chicken in bed with them. Once you get the giggles, you can never go back to sleep. Thank you for your comment.
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Our hugs and our kisses
Will leave residue
Very cute line. This is a wonderful poem to honor a birthday. Full of humor and creativity. You have great imagination and spirit. Well done! -
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My kisses leave stains... must do something about that
Thank you
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LOL!
Super Birthday tribute! Your background and border choice hints that this is to a child, but it's appropriate for any age. Thanks for sharing the celebration!
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Wil is a child of nature, but a most wonderful woman too.
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Oh my, what a wonderful,personal,humorous, rip roaring unique creation for wil', what a great way to wish her a happy birthday with such individuality,made me smile so wide. Loved the content, intent,video and poem. Absolutely love The Best Wil' Ever and you honour her by such attention to this creation.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIL'
I'LL ADD A HUG
DRESSED IN A JITTER
WE'LL BOTH JITTERBUG
AND CELEBRATE
THAT BIRTHDAY CRITTER
Sorry hun, you know my rhyme is a crime, but Happy Birthday, hope you have a great time, I'm still smiling and raise a glass of iced cold beer as I echo majix thoughts from way over here, there is only one Wil' Ladies and Gentleman and she knows how to thrill by being the real deal and not to be confused with pickles and ham lol love's you lots much more than vodka shots
Yvette xxx
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I don't know about not being confused. I hear that she sometimes wears Pickle and Ham perfume. Very big in Canada I hear... keeps the cold out I'm sure she will be tipping a large mug of Moose Wiz Beer any time now.
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LOL, thank you Yvette, loved your comment -----------------> and for the birthday song sung to me this morning
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LMAO, loved this! Loved you singing Happy Birthday at the end of the video too - gosh you should have been on stage, absolutely loved this! Thank you!
PS,
I'm glad too i wasnt a doorknob or a honey ham
thank you again , loved this!
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Love you. Wish you the happiest of birthdays. It was a pleasure making it, however, I could use a good doorknob if you haven't got anything else to do
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