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Sex in the City

Dedicated to all those Big Swinging D***s!




Sex was a hedge fund
Sex was a trade
Sex was the bonus we were recently paid
Sex was a derivative: a future or option
Sex was a fund manager who got all the action
Sex was a warrant, spread-bet or CFD
Sex was finance that’s too complex for me
Sex was funny-money, all mirrors and smoke
Sex thought that long-term investment’s a joke
Sex was about making a fast buck or two
Sex was about taking the money from you
Sex in the City. We were having a ball!
Sex in the City meant winner takes all
Sex in the City that’s how fortunes were made
Sex in the City? We now have time to get laid!
Sex in the city: our bank has gone broke
Sex in the city? Don't laugh, it's no joke!



Author notes

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Comments


  • C.I.M.A Punk
    September 24, 2008

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    The repetition makes this poem unique. The rhyming is also very nice.

    Well done and good luck


  • Kazytc
    September 16, 2008

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    MMM So that's what you get up to!

    Always wondered what 'working in the city' was like, and wny it was such a buzz... mmmm now I know, you are all up to! What fun!
    fabulous write here Ken, as always to perfection since you are a poerfectionist, poet Laureate you are, love the poetic graphics and vivid imagery and the flow and rhyme are just perfect.
    Great sentiments and much food for thought! Bravo, well done write on!
    Poetic Hugs and Congrats on a fantastic and phenomenal write.
    Kaz.
    Kazytc xxxxx