Apparently, African aardwolves aggravate
bouncing baby bobwhites by
carelessly crocheting
dodecahedral doilies daily.
Eavesdropping Europeans escape,
fearfully fleeing from
Giant Green Gubblazoos gaining government grants!
How horrible.
In inconceivably inebriated indolence,
jolly johnny-jump-ups jump, jettisoning
kindly kindergartners
lackadaisically.
Ma'am, meet my mother, Mary.
Neither narcissistic nor normal,
our opinions only occasionally oppose or obsess over
political parties' platforms.
Quietly quarreling quail
regard rumors wryly, remembering reciting
sentimental stories
to taxidermy tigers.
Unnoticed under ubiquitous unions,
Voracious vandals victimize Venice.
When waging war with
xenophobic xanthochroids,
yodel year-round,
zigzag zanily
through the theatre,
and act
confused
A contest entry
- Alphabetical Alliteration by Ja Vorbesc.
450 points, ended September 29, 2008, 14 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Great! Every line makes total sense, and each stanza is humorous. I especially like m-p.
I must say, my vocabulary of words starting with x is expanding. I now know what to do when waging war with blond, fair people who don't like strangers. Nice ending.
I suppose that technically I should make a fuss because you only used one l-word, but the quality of the poem makes up for it.

