Saw a magazine cover
saying “country’s sexiest man,”
and thought,
“Hey, wait a minute.
What about me?
I’m sexy, right?”
“I mean,
I’m usually smiling.
I cook,
do laundry,
and even clean house a little.
I get the groceries,
check the homework,
and know what Ben-10 and Fairytopia are.
I’ll stay out of the way,
for the most part,
saying 'yes dear,'
or 'no dear.'
I mentioned that I’m usually smiling
didn’t I?
And I’ll look you in the eye when
we fuck,
and mean it when I say
I love you.”
“That’s all sexy,
right?”
Then I realized it meant “country’s”
sexiest man, as in “country music,”
and thought,
“Well hell,
that’s different then.
I don’t do country.”
“Never mind.”
Author notes
Stay at home dad's are sexy. Right? lol
I went over 30 lines, and will remove it if this is a problem.
Please tell me what you think
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very quirky. i like it.
by the way, did you know you're part of a stay-at-home-dad revolution?
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Well thank you, ash-tray girl. Quirky is fun, isn't it. And no, I did not know of this revolution! Seems like I already signed up for it though. Someone did mention to me about a year ago or so that some tv show had a bunch of stay at home dads on it, and I did wonder "hey, what about me?" lol, but I don't watch the shows, so never even knew!
Anyway, thanks again.
peace
doug
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i have to tell you that this is very funny
hahahah
im so glad that you took this there
i love that you looked at it differently
thank you so much for entering
youdid a nice job
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Thank you, written-in-ink. I've got to say that I enjoyed the process of how I wrote this, it pretty much being how I thought about it when it happened. Glad to hear others appreciate the humor that I saw in it too...
Fun contest!
peace
doug
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YES! That was awesome. Loved every bit of it. I think you may have just made my day with this one! (Bookmarked.)
Peace, Sim.
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Thanks, Sim! Good to hear from you again.
peace
doug
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I like this piece, made me smile..thanks
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It makes me smile to, Jesaan! Thanks for coming by, and glad you enjoyed this.
peace
doug
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Delightful. Sexy is as sexy does.
And this...this is sexy as defined by those men and women who proudly proclaim themselves "feminist".
Bravo!
Marianne
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Thanks, Marianne!
I guess I do qualify as a "feminist", don't I? lol
I enjoyed the writing of this and enjoy when others like it too.
peace
doug
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I like this.
For several reasons.
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Thanks, philos! Glad you enjoyed this...
peace
doug
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You bet,they are! Sexy that is,per author's notes. This was cute. Made me remember the flick,(Mr.Mom). Mike meeting his exec. wife's boss at the door with a chain saw saying he was about to start remodeling the living room. Too funny. And hey,matters not if he's from the big city,country or sailing the seas or skys.
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Thanks suseann! lol, I remember that movie! Maybe I'll get my chainsaw out today too!
peace
doug
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Lol, awesome.
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Thanks...
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