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Whaaaat!

Dedicated to all feline funnies!

 

 

Whaaaat, was that?
Who nicked my ear,
That dirty rat,
Now listen here!...

Cats are boss not you rats,
Going around abusing us cats,
Leaving me now hard of hearing,
On my patch my food a stealing!..

Why did you nick my ear,
You have two already don't you dear,
I look daft so awfully ear-less,
Some even think I look ridiculous!...

I am a one eared bandit 'cos of you,
You demented rat so delinquent too,
How do you expect me to cop off now,
This even inhibits my cute meow!

A cat one eared,  
who ever heard,
Rabi-ed rat,
With three ears get that!

 

 

Copyright:K:September 2008

Author notes



AllPoetry.com Contest
September 2008
Funny Pic Prompt
http://allpoetry.com/contest/2420945
This is my first contest on AP
I would like to read some funny poems
Please do not use bad language
Between 10 and 25 lines
All normal AP rules apply
Label your poems, according to content
Have fun!
Please credit Google Images with the picture
Enter this contest
* This is not an anonymous contest - the editors will be
able to see your name.
* Closes in 3 days, or after 7 more entries
* Rewards - Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100,
Honorable mention: 2 people
* Prewritten poems are not allowed.
* Enter a new poem



Picture Credit: Google Images

Picture depicts a cute one eared tabby cat looking very
shocked!



Good Luck Sarah Jane with your first contest its fantastic
bravo well done!


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  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    October 18, 2008

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    Very cute write, funny pics to accompany it. Thank you for entering the contest, good luck.

    ♥
    whisper


  • Ftw lol
    September 19, 2008

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    I LOVED IT.
    its so awesome and funny. My cat would love it also but she died today *sniffle sniffle* but i still love it anyways


    • Kazytc
      September 23, 2008
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      Awww you poor thing

      I have only just found your message on my poem page... I am sooo sorry to hear about you losing your poor cat, that is soo sad I know what its like to lose a beloved pet, its soo painful they are like your children.
      I feel your cat is still around you in spirit though.
      My sincerest condolences on your tragic loss and hugs better.
      Thanks also for your very moving review you are so kind and encouraging.
      Poetic Hugs & Condolences & Thanks Millions,
      Kaz.
      Kazytc xx xx


  • banrion
    September 15, 2008
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    Kaz this was terrific! I love it. Thank you for entering it in my contest. Best of luck!
    SJ


  • Autumn Whisper
    September 15, 2008

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    Aww, great poem Kazytc, I loved it. And I love all the little pics too. Such an adorable poem, well done. Good luck in the contest
    best wishes as always
    Autumn Whisper


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    September 15, 2008

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    cute write I love all the cat pics too. Best of luck in this contest


  • Rose Angel gold member
    September 14, 2008

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    Kaz and these cats make me love them again! What a hilarious write! You are so talented and you have not lost your sense of humor midst all your degrees! A riotous laugh and the pictures help make me chuckle! Bravo!


  • Andi.
    September 14, 2008

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    teehee, this was very cute indeed.
    id underestimated cats until now.
    i love the pics and gifs you used, very inventive.
    well done kaz and best of luck
    ♥ dani

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