The Stonedness

Wow. I feel so stoned right now.

This is strange because i do not smoke pot
However
It cannot be denied that
Right now
At this very moment in time
I look
Sound
And am acting like im
Stoned

And i totally dont even.
Wait.
Wrong words
Havent even been hanging out with stoners
So im not even second hand stoned.

But i am VERY tired
Maybe im just suffering from sleep
Defrip
Defpira
Depfir
Deprifi
Deprivation

Or maybe my body has grown a gland that can like
Totally and utterly produce its own
THC.
That would be pretty fucking crazy cool

Mad stoner scientists might kidnap me and then do
Crazy arse tests and stuff
And then kill me
And DISECT my brain in the name of
Marijuana science and research.

Woah...

Strange thoughts.

Anyway.

Its all good.

I'm gonna go and talk to aidan now.

And ride out this random feeling of.

Stonedness