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An eddict from hippies inc

Headbanging and milk,
do not mix.
Why won't the world stop spinninng??

The wise man who sat on the street,
bumed by being a bum,
gave the milk to me.

Why the rye? i replied.
But he just stood on one foot with a:
mahna mahna.

what is a mahna mahna?
and so he vanished,
with a puff of rainbow flowers.

As he vanished, the wind quoted the wise sage:
"Drato, sometimes I worry that the cellery
will never master the art of the rat."

And so the albainien midget appeared,
and stated quite clearly,
the small sock eating monster will come again.

What does milk have to do with socks?
i just want the
world to stop spinninng

As the earth spins,
so to do I spin,
...like an otter in space.
(it aint easy orbitting the moon)

I watch the weenies conquer Texas,
The peruvians cannot oppose them.
their laser vission is no match for the girlie men.

but all is not lost.

Frodo had a secret...
without a doorknob,
how could the ring be found?

Author notes

The dead people are staring at me...

But I am not a bannanna!

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  • All-Mighty-Oak
    November 25, 2008

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    i like turkey.....

    एक बड़ा चमकीला गेंद
    (translate: A. Big. Shiny. Ball.)


  • BurnedImpulse
    October 6, 2008

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    Interesting poem....but then again this is "normal" for and dakotah......
    Overall its a good poem that made me laugh in hysterics and tilt my head in confusion.....what DOES milk have to do with socks?-(great line!)
    Awesome poem!
    Keep the randomness going!
    ~Amanda~