It was more than I could take.
It was a potato carved into a penis.
It was long, heavy, and from Idaho.
It was not worth baking, or chipping.
It was a bearer of a thousand unborn eyes.
It was, God it was... All mine.
It was a divining rod from Nim.
It was more than my precious.
It was more than chiseled on a whim
It was kind to all manner of humans
It was my yammy-under-the-covers-lover.
It was my aging potato dildo.
It was a dear friend.
It was... sigh, sadly eaten.
'Twas how I knew 'twould end.
Author notes
Written January 20th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- It's Been A Real Struggle These Days by child of grace.
300 points, ended December 7, 2005, 32 entries
Silver trophy winner
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very funy . nevermind good fle and nice tone.
it was a nice read it is good you wrote a little diffrent.
you just express your true self -
Freakin Sweet
o.O well... original.... defiantly original. But it’s good though that you wrote about something most people wouldn’t touch. Think of each person you grossed out as a badge of honor. But really, did it have to be eaten -
You're just gross! I can't believe I made the mistake of reading that! Now I have no appetite at all! Gee thanks!
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lol, indeed.
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Leave the potato. Take the canoli.
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LoL, I liked this, it was written really well. Keep up the good work, and I hope to read some more of your poetry...
Take care now.
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You should see my canoli.
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I'm not speechless...just a little grossed out!!!
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i was leaned back in my chair with my long legs stretched out and up on the edge of the desk that has the papers shoved to the side...i had the keyboard in my lap...till i read this poem...then i just sort of fell onto the floor in laughter at the thought of carving a spud into a dick...somethings just need to be written about for the pleasure of the perverted. (this makes me enjoy my quote even more now horus)
rebeka
Edited on Nov 20, 12:00 because 'added a word or two'. -
Very funny, Thank you for entering.
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I liked this one. The whole potato dildo thing was pretty funny. Good poem
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all I can say is ummm well I am speachless
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Sad thing is, I know what you are talking about. I was watching some show on Spike t.v., i think, and I saw where this girl made a dildo out of a potato, into the shape of a penis. She masturbated with it, then ate it. Humm. If that is not what you were taking that from, creeepy....
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This is great the first funny poem i've read today. Excellent work, will try and make time to read all your work over the next couple of days. I love how you made a poem out of .... well nothing and it flows so well and reads so easily. Good one horus8, Sarah x
*hugs*
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apeels to me. on a certain underground level. and the field of cosmos to root, eye mean boot.
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*laughs* that's the way things end though, it's always that way...
oooh the end of an age.
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oOo lol that brightened my day
Great Job
Keep It Up
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Superb in the Telling
Lord have mercy on this soul...reminds me of a spam e-mail I just received entitled "turn your spud into a stud".
I once knew a girl from idaho
she'd giggle when given a potatoe
she'd sink her lips
into the chips
And proceed to eat her beau.
Yah, what'ya expect on the spur of the moment in the heat of a firefight with potato howitzers?
This is superb, witty, perverse and slightly greasy in the telling, but as always, highly entertaining. I'm gonna pass on the fries...
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this made me laugh so hard!! OMG!!! I cant stop. I was very much not expecting that!
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Um. LOL
I'm just going to raise one eyebrow here and say "What the..?" and move on I think.
~Ody~
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